Goose with a Knife Keyring

Honk honk—chaos incoming! Unleash pure mischief with the Goose with a Knife Keyring! This feathery menace may look adorable, but don’t let those beady little eyes fool you—he’s armed (well, beaked) and ready for trouble. Perfect for fans of unhinged humour, meme lovers, or anyone who thrives on a little chaos, this keyring is equal parts hilarious and slightly threatening (in the cutest way possible). Keep your keys in check… or else this goose might take them for a wild waddle. 🪿🔪💥