Sink your teeth into something truly refined with the “Eat the Rude” Keyring – a deliciously dark nod to Dr. Hannibal Lecter himself. Crafted with a sinister elegance, this keyring pairs perfectly with a fine Chianti and your impeccable sense of taste (and maybe just a dash of menace). Whether you’re warding off bad manners or just embracing your inner culinary connoisseur of chaos, this accessory is to die for. Stay classy… and carnivorous. 🍷🔪🍽️
